Groundhog Day & Global Warming

By Sensible Life Staff Writers
Published January 26th, 2010

Thoughts from Kevin on Groundhog Day:

Hey – the Libs declared this a national holiday so corporate offices are closed.  You see, Al Gore and his Gang Green want people to focus on whether the Groundhog see’s his shadow.  They have a propaganda plan waiting for whatever the outcome.

If it’s sunny and he’s see’s his shadow —

“Sunny in February? — GLOBAL WARMING!!! WE’RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!

(unless of course you give up some of your freedom, alter your lifestyle as we dictate, pay higher taxes, obey our loony regulations and use our goofy ass light bulbs).

If it’s cloudy and he doesn’t see his shadow —

“Cloudy in February? — CLIMATE CHANGE!!! WE’RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!

(unless of course you give up some of your freedom, alter your lifestyle as we dictate, pay higher taxes, obey our loony regulations and use our goofy ass light bulbs).

You see, whether is hot, cold, warm, cool, sunny, cloudy, windy, raining, snowing — doesn’t matter, these forest de-rangers have got it covered.

But one thing they are having trouble keeping covered lately is the Truth.

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